perversion •  the wisdom of ‘the sages’

Adam‘s bestiality in the Garden of Eden & curing the flu with dog manure

At tractate Yebamoth 63a the Torah teaches that “Adam had intercourse with all the beasts and animals” in the Garden of Eden.

At tractate Gittin 69b the Torah teaches that the cure of a ‘catarrh’ (the flu) is to “take the excrement of a white dog kneaded with balsam.”

At tractate Avodah Zarah 17a the Torah teaches about the whoremonger Rabbi Eliezer and his expensive farting whore.





More wisdom from the whoremonger rabbi • Rabbi Eliezer reports that Jonah scared the whale by   flashing the whale with the “seal of our father Abraham” (his circumcized penis).



Source: Pirkê de Rabbi Eliezer : (the chapters of Rabbi Eliezer the Great)
according to the text of the manuscript belonging to Abraham Epstein of Vienna